night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with
it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”
"Mountains? More like nothings"
"Nice try, giant worms.”
"And I was like, whatever, rich guy!”
There’s two types of Autumn:
- the bright, colorful, happy autumn with pumpkins, apples, candles, and great food
- the dreary, dark, creepy autumn with overcast and rainy skies, scary forests, cool temperatures, and halloween
autum : the greatest season of all.
Anonymous asked: Yes, hello, my name is Sora and I think I'm having gay hallucinations." "Gay?" "Yes, gay. I keep having dreams of these two blonde dudes making out, two girls with short hair making out, and two girls with longish hair making out, and this boy with silver hair keeps following me around trying to wake me up." "Is that all?" "No, there's this ginger guy that keeps staring at me while he licks ice cream, it's really creepy."
I don’t know what’s happening here omg